The Empty Brain!

Dominating The World One Smile At A Time! :)

Apr 22
a1xg:

chewy203:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”





Classic

Hahaha

a1xg:

chewy203:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

Classic

Hahaha

(via jdse7en)


sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via thesoftghetto)


wingardium-liftiosa:

dancingonthegrave:

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.

(via theafrobella)


iamtheaardvark:



Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

iamtheaardvark:

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Bitch how did you not learn how to spell “bananas” until you were 20 years old

(via thesoftghetto)


thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 
Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

thahalfrican:

marygabou:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE,?

SIKE 

Catch me dead in that iTomb

#Levels

(via missnoobs)


littleprincesshowell:

you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

(via missnoobs)


lordflacko91:

boots-and-braces:

gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.


What a fucking kick.

Lmao nigga was like “not today no no no no”

lordflacko91:

boots-and-braces:

gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:

Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?

Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.

What a fucking kick.

Lmao nigga was like “not today no no no no”

(via missnoobs)


titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via eat-pray-queeeef)


madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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(via eat-pray-queeeef)



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